Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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