Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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