Already got asked if we're dating
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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