She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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