And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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