I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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