one might say we're banned from that church
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My butt remains clenched, sir.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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