fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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