Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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