they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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