come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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