Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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