The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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