Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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