He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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