He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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