it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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