I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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