I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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