god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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