i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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