we have officially lost it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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