Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
love makes seman taste better
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
He felt like a one man threesome
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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