You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
