He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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