How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
