is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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