her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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