Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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