Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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