He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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