a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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