Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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