The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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