Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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