Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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