By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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