Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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