just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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