He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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