windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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