never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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