he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
