I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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