I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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