how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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