He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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