What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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