69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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