so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I will die if light touches me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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