i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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